sassygurl

Why You Won't Ever Learn

sassygurl — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:08:00 +0000

I dunno why you won't ever Learn..

That your Romeo isn't ready to die for you...

That your Prince Charming isn't interested to know

who owns the half of your pair Glass Shoes...

That your Jack was leave you dying w/ the sunken ship...

That your Peter Pan is not with you forever...

That he,the one you Love most is just someone

you stupidly in Love w/...

That in your Dreams you wish that one day he realize

That there is happily ever after that can be found

in YOU!.

Mah mEgo

sassygurl — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:43:00 +0000

Money!

sassygurl — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:50:00 +0000

Money is not everything...

It can buy a bed....................but not SLEEP

It can buy a clock..........................but not TIME

It can buy you a book...............but not KNOWLEDGE

It can buy you a position.........................but not RESPECT

It can buy you medicine...................................but not HEALTH

It can buy you blood......................................................but not LIFE

It can buy you sex.............................................................but not LOVE

So you see money is not everything and it often causes PAIN and SUFFERINGS

Playful Destiny

sassygurl — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:05:00 +0000

There are things in life that

you cant hold on forever...

NO matter how much you fight for it..

Sometimes Destiny isn't always good.

It becomes playful.

When you meet someone you learn to love to,

you thought that it was destiny who made your path cross.

But what if making your path cross

is just part of the game that playful Destiny create?.

Making you realize in the end

that the person you thought that was destined for you

wasn’t really meant to stay,

but only destined to make you feel

loved and leaved you when you’ve already fallen....Ouch!

Angel & Devil Love Affair

sassygurl — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:56:00 +0000

If an Angel and a Devil were fall in LOVE w/ each other,

can their LOVE transcend the Laws in Heaven and Hell?..

Can the Angel set her wings on Fire?.

Can the Devil soar the Daylight?.

This is Faith decree...

Love can't change what isn't meant to be!

Did You Know That???

sassygurl — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:43:00 +0000

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories per hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.... .)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich' s eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Linguistic Profile

sassygurl — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:23:00 +0000

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English

30% Yankee

15% Upper Midwestern

0% Dixie

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

What Your Taste in Music Says About You

sassygurl — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:47:00 +0000

What Your Taste in Music Says About You

Your musical tastes are upbeat and conventional.
You are an easy going, optimistic person.

Family and friends are very important to you.
You enjoy caring for and helping other people.

You thrive in a tranquil environment, and you do your best to keep things peaceful.
You enjoy your life. You have your priorities straight.

What Does Your Taste in Music Say About You?

What's Your Bedroom Personality?

sassygurl — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:36:00 +0000

Your Bedroom Personality: Healthy

In the bedroom, you are open, honest, and giving.
You are the ideal partner in many ways! Anyone is lucky to be with you.

You see physical intimacy as an opportunity to grow and connect.
You are up for experimentation, but you don't require it.

What's Your Bedroom Personality?

Thinking

sassygurl — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:41:00 +0000

i am very new here and still dont know what to do..=)